Barack Obama has his shit together.

I had a dream that Barack Obama and I were driving in a car down a road. A group of men cut us off and Barack honked the horn, the men gave us very dirty looks. There were three men. We kept driving, talking about things, when we saw that same car again and they gave us dirty looks and gave us the finger. Barack said to just ignore them. Then, a little while later, they pulled out right in front of us, and one of them cocked a pistol. Barack says “Oh, this is not good.” But he continues to drive as the man lifts the pistol and blindly shoots at us behind his back. I duck down and the windshield shatters, I pretend to get hit so maybe they will stop but he empties the whole clip. The whole time Barack just keeps driving with his head up and never gets hurt. He’s remarkably calm the whole time.